Hello! I’m St John. You might know me from my modestly popular gay vampire/priest kink serial What Manner of Man (read it!) Here for the blasphemous, bawdy, and beautiful.

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My Novels

❧❧ The Sacred Sins of Father Black —A transgressive story of forgery and forbidden desire

Father Sebastian Black might be a saint, or he might be the devil himself. Poor Agent Quentin Day, sent to investigate a wine forgery ring, finds himself irresistibly falling for the silver-tongued, mysterious priest. It’s a tragedy for him - after all, priests are off-limits, aren’t they? Or is Father Black more than meets the eye?

Available on: Amazon || Payhip

❧❧ What Manner of Man —A serialized queer gothic vampire novel, happening now! Temptation and denial, hungers and delights.

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Car ownership should be for hobbyists only, it’s sheer madness that it’s a necessity.

Just got hit with ANOTHER preposterously large surprise expense. 😞 Not gonna lie to you guys, life is kind of kicking my ass in general right now.

More formal post coming sometime tomorrow or the next day, but in the meantime, if you like what I do (and it’s within your means) now more than ever it would really help me out if people signed up for my Patreon or bought a copy of my other novel, Father Black (copies of Father Black are also among the Patreon rewards.)

[pointnclick]

take her ass to poetryfoundation.org

[stjohnstarling]

The way people talk about Barbie and Oppenheimer feels uncannily like when you went to McDonalds as a child and they had you pick between the girl toy and the boy toy.

[stjohnstarling]

This is funny because Barbie is a silly doll for children and Oppenheimer is the man who created the most devastating weapon in human history.

The way people talk about Barbie and Oppenheimer feels uncannily like when you went to McDonalds as a child and they had you pick between the girl toy and the boy toy.

[hungwy]

getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns

Everyone’s (rightly) ragging on the new desktop layout but is anyone else having the website freeze up your entire browser window for a good two minutes every time you encounter a video on your feed or is it just me?

Languishing, darling, why must I always be languishing?

[libelulasworld]

song of summer is the little birds singing their songs outside for the whole world to hear

[museum-of-artifacts]

3000 year old petroglyph of a man running away from a big snake. With erection. It is one of the many Rock carvings in Tanum, Sweden and was painted red so its easier for tourists to see.

Click for more artifacts

[mortalityplays]

timeless

[stjohnstarling]

Of no particular relevance, did you know that there is a species of venomous spiders whose bite causes you to get an erection and then die?